THE SPANKING MENACE
SPANKING OF THE CLONES
SPANKING OF THE SITH
A NEW SPANKING
THE EMPIRE SPANKS BACK
SPANKING OF THE JEDI

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THE EMPIRE SPANKS BACK

"All right, don't lose your temper. I'll come right back and give you a spanking." - Han Solo

"If i don't spank Jabba the Hutt, i'm a dead man." - Han Solo

"I'd just as soon spank a Wookiee." - Princess Leia Organa
"I can arrange that." - Han Solo

"You could use a good spanking!" - Han Solo

"You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will spank Yoda, the Jedi Master who spanked me." - ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi

"You look strong enough to spank a Gundark!" - Han Solo

"That's 2 spankings you owe me, junior!" - Han Solo

"Well your worship, looks like you've managed to spank me around for a little while longer." - Han Solo

"I must have spanked her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" - Han Solo

"Well, i guess you don't know everything about spanking women yet." - Princess Leia Organa

"The field is strong enough to deflect any spankings." - General Maximilian Veers

"General, prepare your troops for a spanking." - Lord Darth Vader

"You have spanked me for the last time, Admiral." - Lord Darth Vader

"Right now i feel i can spank the whole Empire myself." - Dack Ralter

"That armour's too strong for spankings!" - Luke Skywalker

"Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of spanking them."Luke Skywalker

"The shield will be down in moments. You may start your spankings." - General Maximilian Veers

"Wedge, i've spanked my gunner!" - Luke Skywalker

"Someday you're gonna be spanked and i just hope i'm there to see it." - Princess Leia Organa

"You don't have to spank me to impress me." - Princess Leia Organa

"I want spankings. Not excuses." - Lord Darth Vader

"Captain, being spanked by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." - Princess Leia Organa

"It's really a strange place to spank a Jedi master." - Luke Skywalker

"Spank you i can, yes!" - Yoda

"Spankings not make one great." - Yoda

"Mine, or i will spank you not." - Yoda

"Stay and spank you i will! Spank your friends." - Yoda

"There aren't enough spankings in your life." - Han Solo

"I happen to like nice spankings." - Princess Leia Organa

"He's just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer spank him." - Lord Darth Vader

"If he could be spanked, he would become a powerful ally." - Lord Darth Vader

"Look, i'm sure it's delicious- i just don't see why we can't spank Yoda now." - Luke Skywalker

"I cannot spank him. The boy has no patience." - Yoda

"For 800 years have i spanked Jedi." - Yoda

"My own counsel i will keep on who is to be spanked." - Yoda

"This one a long time have i spanked." - Yoda

"Never his mind on where he was, hmm? What he was spanking." - Yoda

"Adventure, heh! Spankings, heh! A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda

"He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the spankings." - Yoda

"But i've spanked so much." - Luke Skywalker

"I'm not really interested in your spankings, 3PO." - Han Solo

"If once you start spanking, forever will it dominate your destiny." - Yoda

"How am i to know the good spankings from the bad?" - Luke Skywalker

"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense. Never for spankings." - Yoda

"Bounty Hunters! We don't need their spankings!" - Admiral Piett

"There will be a substancial spanking for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon." - Lord Darth Vader

"I want them alive. No spankings!" - Lord Darth Vader

"You must unspank what you have spanked." - Yoda

"Judge me by my spankings, do you?" - Yoda

"Spanking accepted, Captain Needa." - Lord Darth Vader

"Don't spank me again, Admiral." - Lord Darth Vader

"They're my friends- i gotta spank them." - Luke Skywalker

"But i can spank them. I feel the Force." - Luke Skywalker

"Only a fully trained Jedi, with the Force as his ally, will spank Vader and his Emperor." - Yoda

"If you choose to spank Vader, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere." - ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi

"No, i don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to spank Lando Calrissian." - Han Solo

"Oh! No one to spank us!" - C-3P0
"I don't like this." - Princess Leia Organa

"Two or three more spankings and we're in good shape." - Han Solo

"I don't spank Lando." - Princess Leia Organa
"I don't spank him either. He is my friend." - Han Solo

"Would you join me for a little spanking? Everyone's invited, of course." - Lando Calrissian

"You certainly have a way with spankings." - Princess Leia Organa

"The Princess- you have to spank her." - Han Solo

"I spank you." - Princess Leia Organa
"I know." - Han Solo

"Good. See to it that he finds his spankings in here." - Lord Darth Vader

"There's still a chance to spank Han." - Lando Calrissian

"What are you doing? Spank him! Spank him!" - C-3P0

"Spank Captain Solo in the cargo hold." - Boba Fett

"You have spanked much, young one." - Lord Darth Vader

"Obi-Wan has spanked you well." - Lord Darth Vader

"Only your spankings can destroy me." - Emporer Palpatine

"He told me enough. He told me you spanked him." - Luke Skywalker

"Luke, you can spank the Emporer. He has foreseen it." - Lord Darth Vader

"The city's central computer spanked you?" - C-3P0

"R2-D2, you know better than to spank a strange computer." - C-3P0

"Leia. Spank me!" - Luke Skywalker

"Ben. Why didn't you spank me?" - Luke Skywalker

"Princess, we'll spank Han. I promise." - Lando Calrissian