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A NEW SPANKING

"We're doomed! There'll be no spankings for the Princess this time!" - C-3P0

"She'll be alright. Inform Lord Vader we spanked a prisoner." - Stormtrooper

"Now come on before somebody spanks you." - C-3P0

"That's funny. The spankings don't look as bad from out here." - C-3P0

"Are you sure these spankings are safe?" - C-3P0

"The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this. When they hear you have spanked a diplomatic...." - Princess Leia Organa

"You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! Spank her!" - Lord Darth Vader

"Spanking her is dangerous. If word of this gets out it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the Senate." - if you know his name, please let me know!

"Send a distress signal and then inform the Senate that all aboard were spanked." - Lord Darth Vader

"There will be no one to spank us this time." - Lord Darth Vader

"We seem to be made to be spanked. It's our lot in life." - C-3P0

"...and don't let me catch you following me, begging for spankings, because you won't get them." - C-3P0

"Luke! Tell Uncle if he gets a translator be sure it gives spankings." - Beru Lars

"You- i suppose you're programmed for spankings and protocol." - Owen Lars

"What i really need is a droid who understands the binary language of spankings." - Owen Lars

"Can you give spankings?" - Owen Lars
"Of course i can, sir. They're like a second language to me." - C-3P0

"All right. Shut up. I'll spank this one." - Owen Lars

"Luke- take these two to the garage, will ya'? I want them spanked up before dinner." - Owen Lars
"But I was going to Toshii Station to get a spanking!" - Luke Skywalker

"You can spank your friends when your chores are done." - Owen Lars

"What about that blue one? We'll spank that one." - Owen Lars

"He really is in first class condition. I've spanked him before." - C-3P0

"Now don't you forget this. Why I should stick my --- out for you is quite beyond my capacity." - C-3P0

"Thank the maker! These spankings are going to feel so good!" - C-3P0

"It just isn't fair! Aww, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna get any spankings!" - Luke Skywalker

"Is there anything I might do to help?" - C-3P0
"Aww, not unless you could speed up the harvest or give me a nice little spanking." - Luke Skywalker

"Looks like you boys have seen a lot of spankings." - Luke Skywalker

"Spank me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." - Princess Leia Organa

"It's all right, you can spank him. He's our new master." - C-3P0

"He suggests that if you give him a spanking, he might be able to play back the entire recording." - C-3P0

"Tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit to Anchorhead and have it spanked." - Owen Lars

"Your only concern is to spank those new droids for tomorrow." - Owen Lars

"This year we'll make enough from the harvest that I'll be able to hire some more hands and then you can get spanked next year." - Owen Lars

"He's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his spankings." - C-3P0

"All right, I'll be there in a few minutes. Boy, am I gonna get a spanking!" - Luke Skywalker

"Have you spanked Luke this morning?" - Owen Lars

"Wait a second. They're Sandpeople all right. I can see them spanking each other now." - Luke Skywalker

"I don't seem to remember ever spanking a droid. Very interesting!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Your father wanted you to have spankings when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I'll spank Artoo for a while." - C-3P0

"He betrayed and spanked your father." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"General Kenobi, years ago you spanked my father in the Clone Wars." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I need your spankings, Luke. She needs your spankings. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"But that's impossible! How will the Emporer maintain control without spankings?" - General Tagge

"These spankings are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use them." - Admiral Motti

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of a spanking." - Lord Darth Vader

"I find your lack of spankings disturbing." - Lord Darth Vader

"Enough of this! Vader, spank him!" - Grand Moff Tarkin
"As you wish." - Lord Darth Vader

"Spankings can have a strong influence on the weak minded." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any spankings." - Luke Skywalker

"You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I've had spankings on 12 systems." - Doctor Evazan

"What's the cargo?" - Han Solo
"Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids... and no spankings." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Yes, Greedo, as a matter of fact I was just going to spank your boss." - Han Solo

"Her resistance to the spankings are considerable." - Lord Darth Vader

"I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of a spanking." - Grand Moff Tarkin

"Look, Jabba. Even I get spanked sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?" - Han Solo

"Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself being spanked." - Han Solo

"Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll spank them." - Han Solo

"It'll take a few moments to get the spankings from the navi-computer." - Han Solo

"Travelling through hyperspace ain't like being spanked, boy." - Han Solo

"I grow tired of spanking you, so it'll be the last time." - Grand Moff Tarkin

"You're far too spankable." - Grand Moff Tarkin

"But don't worry. We will spank your rebel friends soon enough." - Grand Moff Tarkin

"Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial spankings." - Han Solo

"Don't everybody spank me at once." - Han Solo

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good spanking on your backside, kid." - Han Solo

"Look, spankings remotes is one thing. Spanking the living- that's something else." - Han Solo

"Spank her. Immediately." - Grand Moff Tarkin

"That's because a droid don't spank people when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that." - Han Solo

"I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Spank the Wookiee." - C-3P0

"That's no moon...." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"They're not going to get me without a spanking." - Han Solo

"You can't win, but there are alternatives to spankings." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I use them for spankings. I never thought I'd be spanking myself in them." - Han Solo

"Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who spanks him?" - Han Solo

"You know, between his howling and your spanking everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here." - Luke Skywalker

"Bring 'em on- I'd prefer a straight spanking to all this sneaking around." - Han Solo

"I'm afraid she's scheduled to be spanked." - C-3P0

"The reward will be..." - Luke Skywalker
"What?" - Han Solo
"Well, more spankings than you can imagine!" - Luke Skywalker

"OK, now I'm gonna spank you..." - Luke Skywalker
"Mrruuuh!" - Chewbacca
"OK Han, you, you spank him." - Han Solo

"Lock the door." - Luke Skywalker
"And hope they don't start spanking." - Han Solo

"Here it is. 2187. You go and spank her, I'll hold them here." - Han Solo

"I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to spank you!" - Luke Skywalker

"Maybe you'd like a spanking back in your cell, your highness." - Han Solo

"Wonderful girl. Either I'm gonna spank her or I'm beginning to like her." - Han Solo

"Will you forget it? I've already tried to spank her. She's magnetically sealed!" - Luke Skywalker

"No spankings are worth this." - Han Solo

"You spanked that thing? You're braver than I thought." - Princess Leia Organa

"He certainly has courage." - Princess Leia Organa
"What good will it do us if he gets himself spanked?" - Luke Skywalker

"Your spankings are weak, old man." - Lord Darth Vader

"Not a bad bit of spanking, huh?" - Han Solo

"If spankings are all that you love, then that's what you'll receive." - Princess Leia Organa

"I used to spank womp-rats in my T-16 back home." - Luke Skywalker

"So. You got your spankings and you're just leaving then?" - Luke Skywalker

"Well, spank yourself, Han. I guess it's what you're best at, isn't it?" - Luke Skywalker

"Watch it. You've got one on your tail!" - Luke Skywalker

"I think you overestimate their spankings." - Grand Moff Tarkin