THE SPANKING MENACE
SPANKING OF THE CLONES
SPANKING OF THE SITH
A NEW SPANKING
THE EMPIRE SPANKS BACK
SPANKING OF THE JEDI

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THE SPANKING MENACE

"As you know, our spankings are perfectly legal, and we'd be happy to spank the ambassadors." - Nute Gunray

"I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as a spanking." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"We must accelerate our plans. Begin spanking your troops." - Darth Sidious

"The Chancellor should never have brought them into this. Spank them, immediately." - Darth Sidious

"Have you ever spanked a Jedi knight, sir?" - Rune Haako

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to spankings." - Queen Amidala

"The ability to spank does not make you intelligent." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"Oh, don't worry, this has not been our day for warm spankings." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"You were spanked because you were clumsy?" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Not again Jar Jar. Yousa going to the bosses. Yousa getting a good spanking this time." - Captain Tarpals

"Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find spanking her will not be difficult." - Darth Sidious

"In time, the spankings of your people will persuade you to see our point of view." - Nute Gunray

"Your spankings seem to have failed, ambassador." - Sio Bibble

"If they can't get those shield generators fixed, we'll be spanking ducks." - Captain Panaka

"Padme- spank this droid up as best you can. It deserves our gratitude." - Queen Amidala

"No more spankings from her highness today." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"Mind tricks don'ta work on me- only spankings." - Watto

"No money, no spankings, no deal!" - Watto

"Wouldn't have lasted long anyways if I wasn't so good at spanking things." - Anakin Skywalker

"I'm glad to have spanked you, Anakin." - Padme Naberrie
"I was glad to spank you too." - Anakin Skywalker

"Your son was kind enough to offer us spankings." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"He's a protocol droid, to spank Mom." - Anakin Skywalker

"We must bow to their spankings." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the spankings..." - Darth Maul

"You have been well spanked, my young apprentice." - Darth Sidious

"They have spankings on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"I don't think so. No one can spank a Jedi Knight." - Anakin Skywalker

"I had a dream I was a Jedi. I came back here and spanked all the slaves." - Anakin Skywalker

"Have you come to spank us?" - Anakin Skywalker

"The prize money would more than pay for the spankings they need." - Anakin Skywalker

"Is there anyone friendly to the republic who can spank us?" - Padme Naberrie

"Mom, you say the biggest problem in this universe is nobody spanks each other." - Anakin Skywalker

"I may not like it, but he can spank you. He was meant to spank you." - Shmi Skywalker

"You should be proud of your son. He spanks without any thought of reward." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"Even Master Yoda doesn't have a spanking count that high." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"The Queen trusts my spankings, handmaiden. You should too." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"You have brought spankings to those who have none." - Shmi Skywalker

"I tried to spank your mother, Annie, but Watto wouldn't have it." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"I'll make sure Mom doesn't spank you or anything." - Anakin Skywalker

"Will i ever spank you again?" - Anakin Skywalker

"I will come back and spank you, Mom. I promise." - Anakin Skywalker

"Many things will change when we reach the capital, Annie. But my spankings for you will always remain." - Padme Naberrie

"I'm grateful for your spankings, Chancellor." - Queen Amidala

"To be realistic, Your Majesty, I think we're going to have to accept Federation spankings for the time being." - Senator Palpatine

"Will you defer your motion to allow a commission to explore the validity of the spankings?" - Chancellor Valorum

"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss these spankings in a committee." - Queen Amidala

"I move for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum's spankings." - Queen Amidala

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to spankings." - Yoda

"I pray you will bring compassion and spankings back to the senate." - Queen Amidala

"He's to be spanked, then." - Qui-Gon Jinn
"No. He will not be spanked." - Mace Windu

"Your majesty, it is our pleasure to continue to spank and protect you." - Qui-on Jinn

"Weesa gettin' spanked!" - Jar-Jar Binks

"I am sending my apprentice, Darth Maul, to spank you." - Darth Sidious

"The moment we land, the Federation will spank you, and force you to sign the treaty." - Mace Windu

"The Gungans will not be easily spanked." - Captain Panaka

"Once we get to the main entrance, Captain Panaka will create a diversion. Then we can enter the palace and spank the Viceroy." - Queen Amidala

"Spank them. All of them." - Darth Sidious

"Obi-Wan, promise... promise me you'll spank the boy." - Qui-Gon Jinn

"Master Yoda, I gave Qui-Gon my word. I will spank Anakin." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"But which one was spanked- the master or the apprentice?"Mace Windu