THE SPANKING MENACE
SPANKING OF THE CLONES
SPANKING OF THE SITH
A NEW SPANKING
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SPANKING OF THE JEDI
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"Seeing you spanked brings warm feelings to my heart."
- Yoda
"I think it would be wise if you took advantage of my spankings in this instance."
- Senator Amidala
"Clones can spank creatively. You'll find they are immensely superior to droids."
- Lama Su
"I'm haunted by the spanking that you should never have given me."
- Anakin Skywalker
"Yoda spanks you in such high esteem."
- Count Dooku
SPANKING OF THE CLONES
"Seeing you spanked brings warm feelings to my heart." - Yoda
"Ani, you'll always be that little boy I spanked on Tatooine." - Senator Amidala
"We're hear to spank you, Senator... not to start an investigation." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"And so... they've finally given you a spanking. Your patience has paid off." - Chancellor Palpatine
"Compassion, which I would define as unconditional spankings, is essential to a Jedi's life." - Anakin Skywalker
"I think it would be wise if you took advantage of my spankings in this instance." - Senator Amidala
"I don't like spankings. They're course and rough and irritating... and they get everywhere." - Anakin SKywalker
"Clones can spank creatively. You'll find they are immensely superior to droids." - Lama Su
"We need a system where the politicians sit down and discuss the spankings." - Anakin Skywalker
"Aggresive negotiations? What's that?" - Senator Amidala
"Uh, well, negotiations with spankings." - Anakin Skywalker
"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of spanking you." - Anakin Skywaler
"I'm haunted by the spanking that you should never have given me." - Anakin Skywalker
"My heart is beating, hoping that that spanking will not become a scar." - Anakin Skywalker
"You are in my very soul, spanking me." - Anakin Skywalker
"Your spankings are soothing." - Anakin Skywalker
"Life seems so much simpler when you're spanking things." - Anakin Skywalker
"...I will lay down when these spankings have abated." - Chancellor Palpatine
"I am programmed to spank humans." - C-3P0
"Then we decided to come and spank you." - Anakin Skywalker
"Good job." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"She can't do that. Spank her or... something." - Nute Gunray
"My legs aren't moving... I must need spankings." - Battle Droid
"We will not be hostages to be spanked, Dooku." - Mace Windu
"Sir, I have 5 special commando units awaiting your spankings, sir." - Clone Commander
"Anakin, don't let your personal spankings get in the way." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"If we spank him we could end this war right now." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Yoda spanks you in such high esteem." - Count Dooku
"You have interfered with our spankings for the last time." - Count Dooku
"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a spanking." - Count Dooku
"Do you believe what Count Dooku said about Sidious spanking the senate? It doesn't feel right." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Lies... Deceit... Creating spankings are his ways now." - Yoda