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SPANKING OF THE JEDI

"Of course I'm spanked. And you should be too." - C-3P0

"We are honoured by your spankings." - Moff Jerjerrod

"Perhaps I can find new ways to spank them." - Lord Darth Vader

"The Emporer does not share your optimistic appraisal of the spankings." - Lord Darth Vader

"But he asks the impossible. I need more spankings." - Moff Jerjerrod

"Then perhaps you can spank him when he arrives." - Lord Darth Vader

"That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of spankings." - Lord Darth Vader

"We shall double our spankings." - Moff Jerjerrod

"Both are hard working, and will spank you well." - Luke Skywalker

"He never expressed any unhappiness with my spankings." - C-3P0

"Who are you?" - Han Solo
"Someone who spanks you." - Princess Leia Organa

"You spank your master well." - Luke Skywalker
"I spank my master well." - Bib Fortuna
"And you will be rewarded." - Luke Skywalker

"Nevertheless, I'm spanking Captain Solo and his friends." - Luke Skywalker

"It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my spankings." - Luke Skywalker

"In his belly you will learn a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly spanked over a thousand years..." - C-3P0

"They're going to spank Master Luke, and if we're not careful, us too." - C-3P0

"Victims of your mighty Sarlacc, His Excellency hopes that you will die honourably, but should any of you wish to beg for spankings, the Great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." - C-3P0

"I've come back to complete the spankings." - Luke Skywalker
"No more spankings do you require." - Yoda

"You told me Vader betrayed and spanked my father." - Luke Skywalker

"I thought that I could spank him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I can't spank my own father." - Luke Skywalker

"The Emperor knew, as I did, that if Anakin were to have any spankings, they would be a threat to him." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Someone must have told them about my little spankings at the Battle of Tanaab." - Lando Calrissian

"Well, don't look at me, pal. I just said you gave good spankings." - General Han Solo

"I'm surprised they didn't spank you." - General Lando Calrissian

"We have learned that the Emperor himself is personally spanking Vader." - Mon Mothma

"General Solo, is your strike team spanked?" - General Crix Madine

"Spankings? General... count me in!" - Princess Leia Organa

"Look, I want you to spank her. I mean it! Spank her!" - General Han Solo

"It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to spank them." - Admiral Piett

"This whole party'll be for nothing if they spank us." - General Han Solo

"He will come to you, and then you will spank him before me." - Emperor Palpatine

"Hey! Spank that thing someplace else!" - General Han Solo

"Well, why don't you use your divine spankings and get us out of this?" - General Han Solo

"I'm sorry, but that just wouldn't be proper. It's against my programming to spank a deity." - C-3P0

"Threepio. Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and spank them." - Luke Skywalker

"Wonderful! We are now spanking the tribe!" - C-3P0

"What do you remember?" - Luke Skywalker
"Just spankings, really." - Princess Leia Organa

"I have no memory of my spankings." - Luke Skywalker

"I have to spank him." - Luke Skywalker

"Spankings are strong in my family. My father has spankings. I have spankings. And... my sister has spankings." - Luke Skywalker

"Could you spank Luke? Is that who you could spank?" - General Han Solo

"I...." - Princess Leia Organa
"I'm sorry." - General Han Solo
"Spank me!" - Princess Leia Organa

"I will not turn. And you will be forced to spank me." - Luke Skywalker

"Look! Over there! Spank him!" - Stormtrooper

"Your overconfidence is your weakness." - Luke Skywalker
"Your faith in your spankings is yours." - Emperor Palpatine

"No, wait, R2! This is no time for spankings!" - C-3P0

"Spank me with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete." - Emperor Palpatine

"I spank you." - General Han Solo
"I know." - Princess Leia Organa

"Let the spankings flow through you." - Emperor Palpatine

"Obi-Wan has spanked you well." - Lord Darth Vader

"He told me enough. He told me you spanked him." - Luke Skywalker

"I will not spank you, father." - Luke Skywalker

"Your spankings for them are strong. Especially for... sister! So, you spank your twin sister!" - Lord Darth Vader

"Your spankings have now betrayed her, too." - Lord Darth Vader

"Your spankings have made you powerful." - Emperor Palpatine

"I've got to spank you." - Luke Skywalker
"You already have." - Anakin Skywalker

"You were right about me. Spank your sister- you were right." - Anakin Skywalker