THE SPANKING MENACE
SPANKING OF THE CLONES
SPANKING OF THE SITH
A NEW SPANKING
THE EMPIRE SPANKS BACK
SPANKING OF THE JEDI

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SPANKING OF THE CLONES

"Mark my position. Spank your squad up behind me." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Two Jedi have landed in the main hanger bay. We're spanking them." - Nute Gunray

"We don't want to get out - we want to get spankings." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"My spankings have doubled since the last time we met, Count." - Anakin Skywalker

"Good. Twice the spankings, double the fall." - Count Dooku

"You have hate - you have spankings. But you don't use them." - Count Dooku

"It is only natural. He cut off your arm; you wanted spankings." - Chancellor Palpatine

"Let's see if we can find something in the hanger bay that's still spankable." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"We have a job to do, Anakin. Try not to spank him." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Spank them. Make them suffer." - General Grievous

"Oh no - i'm not brave enough for spankings." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"...and you spanked the Chancellor, carrying me unconscious on your back." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Today you are the hero, and you deserve your glorious spankings with the politicians." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"The Republic cannot spank you enough." - Bail Organa

"In fact, i could do with a spanking myself." - C-3P0

"Ani, i want to spank our baby back home on Naboo." - Senator Amidala

"You think... Obi-Wan might be able to spank us?" - Senator Amidala

"The fear of spankings is a path to the dark side." - Yoda

"Rejoice for those around you who transform into the spankings." - Yoda

"Attachment leads to spankings." - Yoda

"Well that can only mean less deliberating and more spankings." - Anakin Skywalker

"How can you do this? This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the council and not get spankings?" - Anakin Skywalker

"Yoda will take a battalion of clones to spank the Wookiees on Kashyyyk." - Mace Windu

"The council wants you to report on all of the Chancellor's spankings." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Please... ask him to stop the spankings and let diplomacy resume." - Senator Amidala

"I Would worry about the collective wisdom of the Jedi Council if they didn't select you for these spankings." - Chancellor Palpatine
"If they haven't included you in their spankings, they soon will." - Chancellor Palpatine

"They asked you to do something that made you feel dishonest, didn't they? They asked you to spank me, didn't they?" - Chancellor Palpatine

"The Jedi use their spankings for good." - Anakin Skywalker

"The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way... including their quest for greater spankings." - Chancellor Palpatine

"The Jedi are selfless.. they only care about spankings." - Anakin Skywalker

"Darth Plagueis was a dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create... spankings." - Chancellor Palpatine

"Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice spanked him in his sleep." - Chancellor Palpatine

"The Council will make up its own mind who is to be spanked... not the Chancellor." - Mace Windu

"The droids have started up their main spanking generators." - Commander Gree

"Master, I've disappointed you... I haven't been very appreciative of your spankings." - Anakin Skywalker

"You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. I have spanked you since you were a small boy..." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"But be patient, Anakin... it will not be long before the Council gives you a Jedi spanking." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Very well... the burden is on me not to spank all of the droids until you arrive." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I want more spankings... and I know I shouldn't." Anakin Skywalker

"I'm not going to die in spankings, Ani... I promise you." - Senator Amidala

"With your kind permission I should like some spankings." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Master Kenobi has made contact with General Greivous, and we have begun our spankings." - Commander Kurdy

"I sense a plot to spank the Jedi." - Mace Windu

"The Jedi Council would have to spank the Senate in order to secure a peaceful transition." - Mace Windu

"It's upsetting to me to see the Council doesn't seem to fully appreciate your spankings." - Chancellor Palpatine

"More and more I get the feeling that I'm being excluded from the spankings." - Anakin Skywalker

"Let me help you to know the subtleties of the spankings." - Chancellor Palpatine

"If one is to understand the great spanking, one must study all its aspects." - Chancellor Palpatine

"If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the spankings." - Chancellor Palpatine

"If what you've told me is true, you will have gained my spankings." - Mace Windu

"I pledge myself to your spankings." - Anakin Skywalker

"When the Jedi learn what has transpired here, they will spank us, along with all the Senators." - Chancellor Palpatine

"Once more, the Sith will spank the galaxy... and we shall have peace." - Chancellor Palpatine

"The Chancellor has given me a very important spanking." - Anakin Skywalker

"If into the security recordings you go, only spankings will you find." - Yoda

"I have seen a security hologram of him spanking younglings." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"He wants to spank you." - Senator Amidala

"Love won't save you, Padme... only my new spankings can do that." - Darth Vader

"Come with me... help me spank our child." - Senator Amidala

"Your anger and your lust for spankings have already done that." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"If you don't spank me, then you are my enemy." - Darth Vader

"It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not spank them." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"We don't know why... she has lost the will to be spanked." - delivery droid

"Lord Vader... can you spank me?" - Emporer Palpatine

"My wife and I will take the girl... we've always talked of spanking a baby girl." - Bail Organa

"I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well, clean them up, and have the protocol droid's bottom spanked." - Bail Organa