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"We're doomed! There'll be no tools for the Princess this time!" - C-3P0

"Now don't you forget this. Why I should stick my tool out for you is quite beyond my capacity." - C-3P0

"Thank the maker! This tool is going to feel so good!" - C-3P0

"Looks like you boys have seen a lot of tools." - Luke Skywalker

"He's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his tool." - C-3P0

"Have you seen Luke's tool this morning?" - Owen Lars

"She needs your tool. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I find your lack of a tool disturbing." - Lord Darth Vader

"You don't need to see his tool." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"We don't need to see his tool." - Stormtrooper

"Watch your tool, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home." - Han Solo

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good tool at your side, kid." - Han Solo

"Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's tool." - Princess Leia Organa

"I recognized your foul tool as soon as I was brought on board." - Princess Leia Organa

"That's because a droid don't pull people's tools out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that." - Han Solo

"Who's the more toolish?" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"You know, between his tool and your spanking everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here." - Luke Skywalker

"Your tool is weak, old man." - Lord Darth Vader

"Not a bad bit of tool, huh?" - Han Solo

"If tools are all that you love, then that's what you'll receive." - Princess Leia Organa

"So. You got your tool and you're just leaving then?" - Luke Skywalker

"Watch it. You've got one on your tool!" - Luke Skywalker

"I'd just as soon kiss a tool." - Princess Leia Organa
"I can arrange that." - Han Solo

"You could use a good tool!" - Han Solo

"You look strong enough to pull the tool off a Gundark!" - Han Solo

"I happen to like nice tools." - Princess Leia Organa

"Look, I'm sure it's delicious- I just don't see why we can't see Yoda's tool now." - Luke Skywalker

"I cannot teach him. The tool has no patience." - Yoda

"This tool a long time have I watched." - Yoda

"Adventure, heh! Tools, heh! A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda

"I'm not really interested in your tool, 3PO." - Han Solo

"How am I to know the good tools from the bad?" - Luke Skywalker

"Judge me by my tool, do you?" - Yoda

"It is your tool the Emporer wants. That is why your friends are made to suffer." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"You certainly have a way with tools." - Princess Leia Organa

"I love your tool." - Princess Leia Organa
"I know." - Han Solo

"Put the tool in the cargo hold." - Boba Fett

"The Emperor is coming here?" - Moff Jerjerrod
"That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of a tool." - Lord Darth Vader

"He never expressed any unhappiness with my tool." - C-3P0

"Who are you?" - Han Solo
"Someone who loves your tool." - Princess Leia Organa

"Nevertheless, I'm spanking Captain Solo and his tool." - Luke Skywalker

"It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my tool." - Luke Skywalker

"Someone must have told them about my little tool at the Battle of Tanaab." - General Lando Calrissian

"Hey! Point that thing someplace else!" - General Han Solo

"Threepio. Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your tool." - Luke Skywalker

"Tools are strong in my family. My father had one. I have one. And... my sister has one." - Luke Skywalker

"Your overconfidence is your weakness." - Luke Skywalker
"Your faith in your tool is yours." - Emperor Palpatine

"Let the tool flow through you." - Emperor Palpatine

"Your tool has now betrayed her, too." - Lord Darth Vader

"Your tool has made you powerful." - Emperor Palpatine